🥀 10 Reasons Why Reinhard van Astrea is the Best Girl in Re:Zero 💅

 Forget Emilia. Forget Rem. Subaru doesn’t need another girl with trauma and communication issues.

He needs Reinhard — the red-haired Sword Saint with Divine Protection, divine patience, and divine boyfriend energy.

Let’s talk facts:

1. 🔥 He’s Hot as Hell — With Literally Divine Looks

Reinhard isn’t just good-looking, he’s divinely engineered to be beautiful.
Red hair, piercing blue eyes, perfect jawline — and oh yeah, 200+ Divine Protections that make him glow with literal blessed energy.
Subaru could finally look at someone hotter than him and not feel insecure — just blessed.

2. 🗡 He’s the Strongest — Not “Strong for a Girl,” Just he is HIM

No frauds here. Reinhard is canonically the strongest person in Re:Zero.

He doesn’t just win fights — he deletes problems from the world’s code.
No curse, no beast, no witch cultist stands a chance. If Subaru was with Reinhard, he wouldn’t need to die 50 times just to survive one day.

3. 👑 He Doesn’t Care About Status — He Respects Subaru Like an Equal

Despite being nobility, the Sword Saint, and basically an anime Jesus, Reinhard never looks down on Subaru.

He helped a random no-name shut-in, used his day off to protect him, and never once bragged.
That’s green flag behavior in a red cape.

4. 🧠 He Understood Subaru’s Needs Without a Word

Subaru didn’t even need to ask for help when Elsa was slaughtering people — Reinhard just knew.

That’s not just battle sense — that’s emotional connection.
He read Subaru’s silence better than Emilia reads his screaming.

5. 🧍‍♂️ He’s Resilient, Patient, and Emotionally Grounded

Subaru is a spiral of anxiety, trauma, and unfiltered coping.

Reinhard is calm, composed, and unwavering — the perfect emotional anchor.
He wouldn’t break under pressure. He’d catch Subaru before the breakdown.

6. 😄 He’s Fun, Chill, and Unhateable

Reinhard isn’t moody. He doesn’t get jealous. He doesn’t monologue about how hard his life is.

He shows up, saves lives, smiles politely, and leaves.
The fandom can’t hate him — and neither could Subaru.

7. 🐶 He’s Loyal to a Fault — Like a Golden Retriever With a Holy Sword

Once Reinhard chooses someone, that’s it. He doesn’t waver.

If Subaru ever landed in his heart? Reinhard would fight gods for him without a second thought.
That’s loyalty. That’s love. That’s waifu energy.

8. 🧹 He Cleans Up Subaru’s Mistakes Without the Guilt Trip

No “Why didn’t you tell me?”

No “I can’t believe you messed up again.”
Just a flash of blue eyes, a divine sword swing, and problem solved.
Zero judgment. Maximum protection.

                           

9. 🧘 He Makes Subaru Look Sane by Comparison

Let’s face it: Subaru’s always the craziest guy in the room.

But when he’s next to Reinhard — this divine, elegant, unshakeable knight — suddenly Subaru’s the relatable one.
Balance restored.

10. 🕊️ He’d Never Try to “Fix” Subaru — Just Accept Him as He Is

No expectations. No conditional love.

Reinhard would hold Subaru through the ugly cries and self-hate, and never once ask him to be “better.”
Because real love doesn’t demand perfection — it chooses you, flaws and all.

🖤 Final Cope

Subaru doesn’t need a new trauma arc.

He needs someone who shows up, listens, doesn’t judge, and slices his demons in half (literally and emotionally).

That someone is Reinhard van Astrea — the best girl Subaru never knew he needed.